"Wakey-wakey!" Harmony leans down and brushes her fingers over the pretty features of her newest toy. This one won't be like all the others. He begins to stir, dark eyes opening.
"Wha..?"
"Oh, honey! It's OK - I know it's all weird and stuff waking up, but I'm here." She's glad she decided to take his shirt off - he's got nice pecs. She's also glad that she didn't bury him - digging out of your own grave is so...that book. By that lady.
"You're going to be different," she tells him. "Not like Peaches and that other guy and...that other guy. They were terrible minions. You'll be the best! I'm sure of it." He blinks, and it's so cute. He's all sleepy and confused and cuddly. "I'll take care of you and you'll take care of me. Not like Spike - selfish bastard. I wasted the best year...weeks of my life...unlife on him. He really makes me..." Her new toy yelps and she realizes she's twisting his ear kinda hard.
She lets go and steps back, gesturing for him to follow her. He looks great in those black silk boxer shorts. She hands him some jeans and a shirt and watches him get dressed. He really is going to be the coolest boyfriend ever.
"Come on, Parker - let's go grab a bite."